Here are a few random short AI/bandom fics I wrote for ontd_ai's Kink Meme challenge, and also for the anonymous email spams:


( if you ever want me. allison iraheta/alisan porter, bonus kris/adam friendship, pg-13. )


( adam lambert/brendon urie, written in haiku form. )


( frank iero pov, kris/adam, pg-13. )

Look at that, I finally wrote some bandom. Sort of.

I just did a significant friends cut. Mostly journals that have been abandoned, but some that are still active. If you were cut, I'm sorry, I promise it's nothing personal, I just felt we didn't share any common interests and I've had a hard time keeping up with my friends list lately. Sorry!

Title: HATERS TO THE LEFT (or: How Kris Allen Learned to Embrace His Inner Kanye)
Fandom/Pairing: American Idol; Kris/Adam friendship
Rating: PG-13ish, for the most part
Summary: See title.

( You have to harness your inner Kanye. )

So likeserendipity and I just had the GREATEST conversation about what kind of boyfriend Kris Allen would be:

( THANKS FOR HOLDING ME UP THAT ONE TIME WE MET MILEY CYRUS AND I ALMOST FAINTED. )

Y'ALL JUST THE PILGRIMS.

Haha, okay, so I threatened blahblahologist that I would make this post, and now I am.

The Epic KRADAM Bromance Guide For Idiots
(© tnmisery)


( KRADAM WELCOMES YOU TO THIS POST )

ETA: I'm going to be trying to keep this up-to-date as more epicness rolls in. If you think I'm missing something, feel free to comment with suggestions and I'll take 'em under consideration. If you give me links to sources and such, that's even better, and I will be way more likely to add it. I'm totally lazy that way.

( THIS WEEK ON THE RYAN HOWARD SHOW [A PICSPAM] [WITH GIFS] )


I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF THE RYAN HOWARD SHOW TO SEE HOW THIS SAGA UNFOLDS.

Oh hey look, more talking about The Office??? Specifically Ryan Howard and his deleted scenes?? SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE.

( I haven't felt this fannish about anything since that time Barney and Robin made out. )

Oh, have I mentioned how much I'm looking forward to that new FOX show, Glee? The promos with the a capella Journey song give me chills. It's ridiculous.

Instead of doing anything productive, I spent the last two hours putting this together. Yes, it is two o'clock in the morning. YOU'RE WELCOME, INTERNET.

( Picspam of last week's episode of The Office, or what I like to call THE RYAN HOWARD SHOW. )

I have mad love for Barney Stinson. We're all aware of this.

HOWEVER.

One man was responsible for my survival from the years 2001 through 2008. (Okay, two: we can't forget Stephen Colbert.) Jon Stewart, people. He has made me laugh, he has made me cry, he has been there through everything. My most formative years! Would I be so interested in politics and what's going on in the world without him? Maybe, but maybe NOT.

Think of the memories we've shared: His actually totally heartfelt and affecting monologue post-9/11; going on Crossfire and ridiculing Tucker Carlson for his bow ties and calling him a dick on live tv; how I cried when Bush won reelection and Jon was so completely sharing my misery, tapping his pen on the desk and moving the papers around and shoulders all sagged with the realization we had FOUR MORE YEARS of this. And my favorite part of Obama winning the election was the PURE UNADULTERATED GLEE on Jon's face when he announced the news (and how Stephen cried!!), and the next day ("Karl Rove can't hurt me anymore!!").



THIS MAN HAS CHANGED TV. AND MY LIFE.

DO THE RIGHT THING. VOTE JON STEWART.

heylabodega has a Holiday Music Meme up at her journal. Go forth! Share your tunes! Now, I am not religious, but I love Christmas music. Looove it. I uploaded some stuff over there, including the version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" by Rainn Wilson and Selma Blair (done for a GAP ad). We've all heard this/seen the video, yes??? If not, YOUTUBE:



Adorable, yes??

Title: Major Leagues
Fandom: RAHMDOM. Political RPF. Oh yeah.
Rating: R for language, nothing sexy. I have limits. Maybe.
Notes: Hahahahahahahaha. Yeah. This will probably be locked in a few days. Amy & Tom = imaginary aides to Rahm Emanuel, as originally thought up by someone on rahmbamarama.

( Would you like me to arrange some sort of gift-wrapped decapitated animal carcass be shipped to her residence? )

Title: Take This, Haters (aka: Tony Stark Is A Badass)
Fandom: Iron Man
Music: "Stronger," Kanye West
Format: .wmv, 59MB
Summary: Tony Stark is a fucking badass.
Links: Download

( Or you can see the embedded vid. )

( Lyrics and notes. )

If you download and watch this, it would make my life. ♥

Hahaha, okay, this is super old, so I had to clean it up a bunch because I want to post it before tonight's episode!

( HIMYM Fic! This Could Get Messy: Barney/Robin, PG-13. 2608 words. )

Title: All These Things I've Done
Fandom: Across the Universe
Character/Pairing: Max; Max/Jude/Lucy
Music: "All These Things I've Done," The Killers
Format: .wmv, 54MB
Summary: I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
Links: Right-click, save-as.

( Or you can see the embedded vid. )

( Lyrics and notes. )

Feedback makes my life. ♥

Title: Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
Fandom/Pairing: Across the Universe - Max/Jude
Rating: PG-13
Length: 674 words.
Notes: Written for laavitaestbella. Prompt: Max-centric with Max/Jude, the song "Dizzy" by Jimmy Eat World (lyrics here). The names Martin and Holbrook come from arfwoogah's excellent fic Nod, Grin, Bang.

( Sorry that this isn't very long! Best I could come up with. )


...I promise not to spam my FL all day. SORRY, WORLD.

Title: War Is Over (If You Want It)
Fandom: Across the Universe
Pairing: Max gen, with some Max/Jude and Max/Prudence hints
Rating: R-ish
Length: 4,096 words.
Summary: You were only waiting for this moment to be free.

( You were only waiting for this moment to be free. )

Title: Let’s Not Shit Ourselves (1/1)
Author: buffyx
Pairing/Character: Summer/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Warnings: Through season two. A sequel to You Know I’m No Good, but can be read alone. Also, it's twenty pages long. Holy crap.

( Summer spent Sunday at Neiman Marcus, buying two pairs of designer Christian Louboutin pumps, a designer Cavalli jacket, and a new Kate Spade handbag, and not thinking about Ryan, and then Monday there was school and getting her nails done and fighting with the stepmonster over dinner and not thinking about Ryan. )

Title: You Know I'm No Good (1/1)
Author: buffyx
Pairing/Character: Summer/Ryan
Rating: R - pre-sex
Spoilers/Warnings: Through season two.

( Summer’s about to remind him that smoking leads to things like lung cancer, and bad complexions and yellow teeth, and then Ryan exhales and she’s distracted by his mouth. )