( Kris Allen: ~THE MUSIC~ )

I could upload more but I need to finish getting ready for tomorrow, so I'll leave it there.

OH, and since David Gray is also going to be at the concert, I'll throw in one of his songs: The Other Side, which is actually one of my favorite songs ever. It's really moving and haunting and gorgeous.

Title: The Burden of Universal Adoration
Fandom/Pairing: American Idol; Kris gen fic
Rating: PG
Summary: EVERYONE HAS A CRUSH ON KRIS.

( It all starts with Wolfgang. )

OH HEY LIVEJOURNAL.

Soooooo I signed up for the ONTD_AI Charity Auction. It's fic writers and fan artists auctioning themselves off in order to support various projects at DonorsChoose.org in Adam Lambert's name. (Yes, sometimes we use our powers for good instead of evil.)

Anyway, the auction kicks off tomorrow at 10am, so check out what I'm offering:

1000 word + fic

or

5 drabbles of your choice.

My minimum starting bid is at only $5. Because that's me: cheap and easy. And I'm pretty much up for anything! Want an epilogue to the plane crash fic? Fic about Matt and Anoop and their adventures in MILF hunting? Megan and Anoop getting married and inviting all of the Idols and their ensuing shenanigans? I AM YOUR GIRL.

I will be a sad (and embarrassed) panda if no one bids on me, so... do it for the kids?

Title: If It Kills Me
Fandom/Pairing: American Idol; Kris/Adam
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "I mean, you guys are like— you’re like soul mates or something. Come on! You’re Kris and Adam, man!"

( “I mean, you guys are like— you’re like soul mates or something. Come on! You’re Kris and Adam, man!” )

Title: If It Kills Me
Fandom/Pairing: American Idol; Kris/Adam
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "I mean, you guys are like— you’re like soul mates or something. Come on! You’re Kris and Adam, man!"

( Getting up in the morning; it's what regular people do. And Kris is determined to try and be a regular person. )

Title: If It Kills Me
Fandom/Pairing: American Idol; Kris/Adam
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "I mean, you guys are like— you’re like soul mates or something. Come on! You’re Kris and Adam, man!"

( Kris can’t stop thinking of Adam like… that. It’s like some switch has flipped on in his brain and he’s hyper-aware of everything—every passing touch, every shared look. )

Title: If It Kills Me
Fandom/Pairing: American Idol; Kris/Adam
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "I mean, you guys are like— you’re like soul mates or something. Come on! You’re Kris and Adam, man!"

( Adam is the only reason this fourteen-hour flight doesn’t feel like a monumental waste of time. )

A couple more dumb short fic things I've written:

( Kris Allen discovers the internet. Specifically, ONTD_AI. Hilarity ensues. )


( Prompt: Kris, Adam, and an 'I miss you' phone call. )


( Prompt: Speculation on why Adam wears his jacket all of the time. Bonus Scorned!Matt. )

Nothing brilliant, but I like having everything on my journal anyway, for posterity's sake.

Here are a few random short AI/bandom fics I wrote for ontd_ai's Kink Meme challenge, and also for the anonymous email spams:


( if you ever want me. allison iraheta/alisan porter, bonus kris/adam friendship, pg-13. )


( adam lambert/brendon urie, written in haiku form. )


( frank iero pov, kris/adam, pg-13. )

Look at that, I finally wrote some bandom. Sort of.

I just did a significant friends cut. Mostly journals that have been abandoned, but some that are still active. If you were cut, I'm sorry, I promise it's nothing personal, I just felt we didn't share any common interests and I've had a hard time keeping up with my friends list lately. Sorry!

Title: HATERS TO THE LEFT (or: How Kris Allen Learned to Embrace His Inner Kanye)
Fandom/Pairing: American Idol; Kris/Adam friendship
Rating: PG-13ish, for the most part
Summary: See title.

( You have to harness your inner Kanye. )

So likeserendipity and I just had the GREATEST conversation about what kind of boyfriend Kris Allen would be:

( THANKS FOR HOLDING ME UP THAT ONE TIME WE MET MILEY CYRUS AND I ALMOST FAINTED. )

Y'ALL JUST THE PILGRIMS.

Haha, okay, so I threatened blahblahologist that I would make this post, and now I am.

The Epic KRADAM Bromance Guide For Idiots
(© tnmisery)


( KRADAM WELCOMES YOU TO THIS POST )

ETA: I'm going to be trying to keep this up-to-date as more epicness rolls in. If you think I'm missing something, feel free to comment with suggestions and I'll take 'em under consideration. If you give me links to sources and such, that's even better, and I will be way more likely to add it. I'm totally lazy that way.

( THIS WEEK ON THE RYAN HOWARD SHOW [A PICSPAM] [WITH GIFS] )


I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF THE RYAN HOWARD SHOW TO SEE HOW THIS SAGA UNFOLDS.

Oh hey look, more talking about The Office??? Specifically Ryan Howard and his deleted scenes?? SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE.

( I haven't felt this fannish about anything since that time Barney and Robin made out. )

Oh, have I mentioned how much I'm looking forward to that new FOX show, Glee? The promos with the a capella Journey song give me chills. It's ridiculous.

Instead of doing anything productive, I spent the last two hours putting this together. Yes, it is two o'clock in the morning. YOU'RE WELCOME, INTERNET.

( Picspam of last week's episode of The Office, or what I like to call THE RYAN HOWARD SHOW. )

I have mad love for Barney Stinson. We're all aware of this.

HOWEVER.

One man was responsible for my survival from the years 2001 through 2008. (Okay, two: we can't forget Stephen Colbert.) Jon Stewart, people. He has made me laugh, he has made me cry, he has been there through everything. My most formative years! Would I be so interested in politics and what's going on in the world without him? Maybe, but maybe NOT.

Think of the memories we've shared: His actually totally heartfelt and affecting monologue post-9/11; going on Crossfire and ridiculing Tucker Carlson for his bow ties and calling him a dick on live tv; how I cried when Bush won reelection and Jon was so completely sharing my misery, tapping his pen on the desk and moving the papers around and shoulders all sagged with the realization we had FOUR MORE YEARS of this. And my favorite part of Obama winning the election was the PURE UNADULTERATED GLEE on Jon's face when he announced the news (and how Stephen cried!!), and the next day ("Karl Rove can't hurt me anymore!!").



THIS MAN HAS CHANGED TV. AND MY LIFE.

DO THE RIGHT THING. VOTE JON STEWART.